7 of the Weirdest Sex Laws Across America
Our society has reached a time when sex can be regulated by laws. While they don’t dictate what you can do, they sometimes prohibit certain things that might harm others. These are laws related to sexual harassment and the like. However, it turns out that the United States has many ridiculous and absurd laws related to sex, and failure to comply with them can result in fines or even imprisonment. Here are seven of the strangest.
- Washington
It’s no secret that each American state has its own laws, and they may differ from others, but they apply in this area. Washington is considered one of the most restrictive. For example, the only officially permitted sexual position is the missionary position. Of course, no one will peek into your bedroom, and you can do whatever you want there. But the law itself is ridiculous, it must be admitted. The official ban on having sex with a virgin is also absurd. Oh my God, tell me, how does a poor girl lose her virginity if not through intercourse? Maybe she’ll go to another state for a few days?
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- Oregon
There’s a law here prohibiting swearing during intercourse. That is, if you’re having sex with a strange woman who isn’t your wife, you can swear as much as you like. The origin of this strange law is interesting—where did it come from? Perhaps a shoemaker’s wife complained to the local authorities about her husband’s negligence? It’s not known for sure, but the fact remains: keep quiet!
- Arizona
In this state, adultery is officially punishable by law. Have you caught your husband in the act? You can call the police and sue him. There’s a good chance you can sue the cheater for moral damages. By the way, if you ultimately decide not to divorce, this isn’t necessary at all. The most important thing is to provide proof of the infidelity, and this requires at least two witnesses. Even if your husband’s mistress is unmarried, she also faces prison time or correctional labor for “complicity.”
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- Alabama
Want to masturbate or have sex with your partner using sex toys? You’ll have to leave Alabama for another state. No, not to have sex, but to buy them. Alabama law doesn’t interfere with the intimate personal lives of two people. But selling sex toys here is punishable by hefty fines (up to $10,000) or a year in prison. Surprisingly, there’s a change to this law: selling is legal if done for medical reasons. Do you go to the doctor to get a prescription, or what?
- Michigan
You definitely shouldn’t go here to meet a pretty lady. No, it’s not that the women here are ugly. The problem is that Michigan law prohibits meeting a girl who makes eye contact. That is, if she’s not making eye contact, but is standing with her back to you, not paying attention, introduce yourself. If she’s sitting there flirting openly, run as fast as you can, or you’ll be fined $2,500 or imprisoned for five years.
- Nebraska
Another state with several astonishingly absurd “sex” laws. First, you can’t have sex without a condom—just one! However, Nebraska has the highest birth rate of any state. I wonder if the wife and husband will also be fined after the birth? After all, sex without a condom must have happened, since there’s a baby? Another absurd law—you can only have sex in a clean nightgown. And don’t take it off!
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- Tennessee
Tennessee has a law prohibiting teachers from mentioning masturbation and self-gratification during lectures, not in those terms, but in much simpler terms, such as “touching the genitals with the hands” or similar. This is believed to corrupt teenagers and push them toward unprotected sex. Ironically, despite all this, Tennessee ranks only 17th out of more than 100 states in the number of teen pregnancies. The law simply doesn’t work!
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